Vampy Corn

Vampy Corn feels stuck. He's too cute to be thought of as scary. He tastes too bad to be accepted as candy. What's a vampire candy corn dog toy to do? (Psst. Don't say anything to Vampy, but he's, like, a dog toy. Ya know? He was made for squeaking and cuddling and getting drooled on and, let's be honest, probably de-fluffed at some point. Yeesh.) Hang in there, Vampy! Your time is gonna come.